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Schwanze Nonnen von Monza

AKA: The Cock Nuns of Monza
Io la Monica di Monza

A Nunsploitation.Net review

Some of the Monza movies have been very exploitative with a focus on sex and lust, but imagine my surprise when I discovered a pornographic version!

While it's a fantastic nun porn movie, Schwanze Nonne von Monza (AKA: Io La Monica di Monza) has very little to do with the original Monza tale. It seems to incorporate none of the elements that made the story famous. In fact, from what I can glean from it, Schwanze Nonne von Monza is more similar to Geheimnisse einer Nonne.

I should make note here that although the description and the back of the DVD case state that the DVD offers German, Italian, French and English audio with German and Italian subtitles, there are no subtitles and no English whatsoever. It also offers Spanish audio which is not advertised on the box.

The movie opens with a letter delivered to the bishop. Presumably, it describes in detail the strange goings on at the convent at Monza. At the convent, a monk brings a wealthy patron to see the beautiful Mother Abbess, Sister Gertrude (Jessica Rizzo). Sister Gertrude might be Virginia de Leyva. She was called Sister Gertrude in the oldest known Monza film, La Monaca di Monza (1947). The glaring inconsistency is that the Monza story takes place in the 17th century and this movie is modern day.

In a torrid scene, she sucks both of their cocks. The monk's cock is flacid and unimpressive, but the patron seems to have a lust for nuns and in the end, he unloads a torrent of semen that shoots across Jessica's face.

Flash back to the bishop and an inquisitor, Father Raff (played by the director Giancarlo Bini) is sent to investigate the convent. He meets the Mother Abbess and her nuns and is decidedly cold and distant, refusing to even touch her hand.

Despite his presence, the debauchery at the convent shows no signs of slowing. Another patron arrives and he gets more than just a blow job from the Mother Abbess. He pulls up her robe to expose her hairy pussy and penetrates her in several positions. Finally, he penetrates her sphincter and gives her a thorough ass fucking, unleashing a stream of loud grunts and cries from the Mother Abbess. "Si! Si! Oh, bravo!" Father Raff can be seen in the background, spying on them.

As fantastic as the sex is, the scene ends oddly as he cums on her hands and then makes her lick them clean. A drop of cum spills on the kneeler and he makes her lick it off. "Bon appetit! Ciao, sorella!"

Father Raff later walks past a very strange nun on the convent grounds, he follows the nun to another building where two nuns are going down on each other. The strange nun enters to reveal that "she" is actually a man in disguise!

This scene is a wet dream come true! The two nuns are gorgeous with their robes hiked up over their bellies, revealing trim figures and gorgeous legs draped with garters and stockings. The man in disguise has two sexy nuns to himself!

Unfortunately, they remove their habits too soon and he doesn't take his off soon enough! So they go from being the two hottest nuns you could imagine, to just two normal porn stars getting fucked by a transvestite. The scene quickly goes from being fantastic to strange and unappealing. It's too bad. He fucks them in several positions and takes them up the ass. If they had kept their habits on, and he had taken his off, it would have been one of the best nun sex scenes ever!

Father Raff confronts the Mother Abbess, yet the kinky shenanigans continue! Another patron pays her a visit.

He orders her to hike up her robe and reveal her sexy legs while he jacks off. Then she sucks his cock and lets him fuck her again and again. Finally, he bends her over and takes her up the ass. After an intense ass fucking, the scene ends quickly as Jessica Rizzo takes a spray of cum across her face.

In the next scene, three nuns are feeling each other up, filling the room with grunts and groans when the wealthy patron from the first scene arrives. He quickly joins them and lets them jerk him off. and then they take turns sucking him off.

Again, the movie disappoints us as the nun outfits come off too soon. Our sexy nuns become normal pornstars again and the scene immediately loses a layer of eroticism. What we do discover, if you pay attention, is that two of the three nuns in this scenes are shemales! Hence the German title of the movie "The Cock Nuns of Monza".

The transgenders in this scene are actually very, very sexy. If it weren't for the cocks, they could easily pass as natural born women. An orgy ensues with TGs fucking the lone female, the male patron fucking the shemales and basically any combination you can think of.

Losing the nun habits so early really disappoints and ruins what could have been a phenomenal scene. It would have been something to actually see a sexy nun lift up her robe and reveal a raging hardon. Unfortunately, that's something we never get to see.

In the end, Father Raff finds the proof he needs. A journal recounting the naughty goings on at the convent at Monza.

The next scene is told in flashback as Father Raff reads from the journal. It is another orgy with two guys and two nuns, including Sister Gertrude. This scene includes two amazing double penetration scenes. For Jessica Rizzo, this is her steamiest scene yet in my opinion. The two men cream on the nuns and they lick the cum off each other.

Father Raff takes his proof to his superiors and they decide what to do.

But of course, in the meantime, the debauchery at Monza continues! Two men arrive and share a beautiful young nun, Sister Agnese (Eva Angel). This time, the nun is beautifully shaven. She sucks them both then they take turns fucking her. In a gorgeous scene, her partner takes his cock out of her pussy and squeezes it into her sphincter. She rides him and takes a cock in her mouth. The habit comes off, but the scene is more than halfway over, so it's not a real big deal.

In the end, Father Raff's evidence is overwhelming and the Mother Abbess is expelled from the order. We see her leaving dressed in slutty civillian clothes and looking sexy as hell. Her jacket is open giving us an ample view of her gorgeous breasts and she's wearing a short skirt revealing her long, beautiful legs. She tries to give Father Raff an affectionate caress on the cheek, but before she can make contact he grabs her hand and coldly pushes her away.

With Sister Gertrude gone, he addresses the nuns and announces that he will take the convent in a new direction under his leadership... or will he? He gives them a knowing look and begins to unbutton his collar....

Schwanze Nonne von Monza has some of the sexiest stars, the most sexually charged scenes, and winning threesomes and foursomes. It's one of the few nunerotica films with transgendered nuns and there is plenty of anal sex and double penetration. Sadly, the habits come off quickly in two key scenes. It is so disappointing that the shemale nuns never revealed themselves until well after the nun outfits came off.

Despite these few setbacks, I would strongly recommend this to any fan of nunerotica, especially if you like anal scenes. There are plenty of sphincter penetrations, the girls at times grit their teeth and look uncomfortable, but at the same time, they're screaming "Encore! Encore!" ("More! More!").

All of the performers are top notch. They play their roles well and they look dynamite in and out of the habit. When it comes time for sex, there are no holds barred. This is a definite winner for any collection.

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